How I Became A ZOMBIE

As you can see, I'm now a zombie. I was fishing one day with a couple of my friends and we went on an all day trip to catch some sharks. when we got back into the marina, it was a ghost town. we were so confused. so we started unloading the boat and while we were doing so one of my friends, Jake, went up to the marinas front office to see where everyone was. When he did not return after ten minutes my other friend, Tyler, and I went to go check on him. When we got up there, there was blood everywhere. We were scared. So we started to run back toward the boat. before we even got out of the door, there was three zombies, one of which was Jake, waiting for us. They were hungry for fresh flesh and we were tired and hungry. We ended up getting away from them unscathed. We were in shock. we did not know what to do. we came to an agreement and decided we were going to run to the car and hurry out of here to go tell the rest of society that there is a zombie apocalypse. We got to the car. The doors were locked and we were panicking. The keys were on the boat. i decided to run down to the boat seeing i was the faster one and by the time i got down there, Tyler, who is fat and slow, got eaten by this massive zombie standing at about 8 feet tall. at that moment i knew it was just me. I got over my fear, grabbed whatever weapons i could from the boat, which was a fillet knife and a .22 rifle. I was ready to kick some butt. i went up, came face to face with 3 different zombies and killed them all. now all that was standing before me was the 8 foot beast that i stood no chance against. i didnt go down without a fight. i emptied my clip into him and it didnt seem to have any effect. This just angered him and he came charging. i ran for my life. This beast zombie wasn't the slowest thing i had ever ran from. i got tired after a while and he was on my tail the whole time. i turned and stabbed him at least 5 times in the face. He collapsed and i thought i had won so i celebrated. Bad idea. He grabbed my leg and took a nice bite. i was then infected. So the moral of the story is, always double check and don't get caught off guard because you will get infected.